1. Pour out how much you think you need.
Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway
Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”
You fucking named it the Desert Desert
way to fucking go
I’ll take “European Imperialists Who Never Bothered To Translate The Local Languages” for $200, Alex.
"Soviet" means "union"
The Union Union
We’re good at this.
Gumby is an Aussie term
i just relapsed for the first time in over a year and i literally feel so bad and ashamed and gross and i dont know what to do i promised myself i wouldnt let things get this bad again
can I just
Guys it got better.
God, did it get better.
sherlockian need a lesson on what “better” means
they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad
if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band