Charmander Is tú mo mhuirnín
I go to school for photography but write novels in my spare time.
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HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

frosty-the-cat:

thosegreenapples:

lyrangalia:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

voltisubito:

Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway

Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”

You fucking named it the Desert Desert

way to fucking go

chai tea

I’ll take “European Imperialists Who Never Bothered To Translate The Local Languages” for $200, Alex.

"Soviet" means "union"
The Union Union

We’re good at this.

Legolas Greenleaf

cringing:

i just relapsed for the first time in over a year and i literally feel so bad and ashamed and gross and i dont know what to do i promised myself i wouldnt let things get this bad again

Luke Hemmings + His mom (Liz Hemmings)

adam-the-winchester:

221bakerstreet-london:

deduction-to-seduction:

mrs-mob-johnlocked:

This show.

can I just

Guys it got better.

God, did it get better. 

sherlockian need a lesson on what “better” means

  • fleur: oh, i have to breathe underwater for an hour? better get myself a bubble of air!
  • cedric: yeah, bubble charm seems like the best solution.
  • harry: see i didn't think of that but i do have this handy plant.
  • everyone: what about you, viktor?
  • viktor: IM GONNA BE A FUCKING SHARK

teen wolf meets cards against humanity [pt.2/?]

dearborns:

foxnewsofficial:

they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad 

if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band

Long distance relationship
  • Dad: Relationships are hard.
  • Me: Try being in a long distance relationship. Try listening to her cry, but don’t hold her or kiss her, and text her to comfort her, because you’re literally 1,000 miles away and that’s all you can do. Try seeing her over Skype and only Skype, where sometimes the call drops and the quality isn’t great. Or how about planning a trip to go see her? But wait you can’t, because you’re having financial issues. Try explaining it to your friends, try telling them why they can’t meet her. Don’t even think of planning dates, because you’ll be the only one attending them. Try fighting with distance, that shit isn’t easy because you have distance on top of it. Try sleeping alone every night after hearing I love you and cuddling with a stuffed animal that doesn’t even do the trick because you know it isn’t her. That’s the really hard type of relationship.
  • Dad: I think I’m going to cry.
  • Me: Me too.

(via not-your-typical-teenager3)


eluting:

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair